Get the number one out of your bumhole RIGHT NOW

I could find no better description for this post, it’s about bumholes.

If you are easily offended or a little prude, don’t read on.  To be honest you probably shouldn’t read any of my posts as I have no filter, but ho hum.

I’m still flogging the dead horse that is potty training my two year old. Continue reading “Get the number one out of your bumhole RIGHT NOW”

Today is absolute hell

I don’t need to know that after the terrible twos comes other bad ages.  The Terrible Two’s should be called the Tragic Terrible Twatting Fucking Horrible Two’s.  That would be a better title.

Right now it can’t get any worse.  I know damn well it can always get worse but I’m having a little pity party here right now and I don’t even wish to be reminded of the Fucking Three’s.

I am currently sat on my sofa with a banging headache.  My house is a shit-hole. Continue reading “Today is absolute hell”

Going Potty(guess who deleted the original oops)

(Original Post Date – 9/2/17 – accidentally deleted the original, bad Lisa)

The potty is sending me potty.

The mancub was two in November and all I have heard since he was 18 months old is how I should be potty training him. Continue reading “Going Potty(guess who deleted the original oops)”