The Terrible Twos: When your toddler goes rogue

The little dude is two and a half and his behaviour is becoming more and more challenging.

I’m not proud to admit I’ve cried multiple times a day for a while; normally out of sheer frustration when things go wrong.

My head isn’t great at the minute and I know that’s not helping; it feels a little like he can sense my mood and feeds from it. Continue reading “The Terrible Twos: When your toddler goes rogue”

The Best Mum Award – #EndTheLabels

I’m so excited to be able to run a competition on my blog, it has amazing prizes and is something I’m really passionate about.

To enter all you need to do is be a working mum.  There is no catch – just enter below and be in the running to win some awesome prizes. Continue reading “The Best Mum Award – #EndTheLabels”

Get the number one out of your bumhole RIGHT NOW

I could find no better description for this post, it’s about bumholes.

If you are easily offended or a little prude, don’t read on.  To be honest you probably shouldn’t read any of my posts as I have no filter, but ho hum.

I’m still flogging the dead horse that is potty training my two year old. Continue reading “Get the number one out of your bumhole RIGHT NOW”

Easter with a toddler

I’ll admit as hard as parenthood is, seeing your child grow and change every year with major holidays such as Christmas is lovely to see and so much fun.  It’s like a warm fuzzy feeling of love and happiness; until they poke you in the eye or do a dirty protest in the toy box. Continue reading “Easter with a toddler”

Today is absolute hell

I don’t need to know that after the terrible twos comes other bad ages.  The Terrible Two’s should be called the Tragic Terrible Twatting Fucking Horrible Two’s.  That would be a better title.

Right now it can’t get any worse.  I know damn well it can always get worse but I’m having a little pity party here right now and I don’t even wish to be reminded of the Fucking Three’s.

I am currently sat on my sofa with a banging headache.  My house is a shit-hole. Continue reading “Today is absolute hell”