One word that brings so much misery, to expectant parents, new parents and existing parents everywhere. Continue reading “Do you ever get used to lack of sleep?”
One word that brings so much misery, to expectant parents, new parents and existing parents everywhere. Continue reading “Do you ever get used to lack of sleep?” →
The little dude is two and a half and his behaviour is becoming more and more challenging.
I’m not proud to admit I’ve cried multiple times a day for a while; normally out of sheer frustration when things go wrong.
My head isn’t great at the minute and I know that’s not helping; it feels a little like he can sense my mood and feeds from it. Continue reading “The Terrible Twos: When your toddler goes rogue” →
I could find no better description for this post, it’s about bumholes.
If you are easily offended or a little prude, don’t read on. To be honest you probably shouldn’t read any of my posts as I have no filter, but ho hum.
I’m still flogging the dead horse that is potty training my two year old. Continue reading “Get the number one out of your bumhole RIGHT NOW” →
I am not winning at this parenting lark.
My plans to be organised and all that jazz are failing on an epic scale; and we woke up this morning at 6am to a fridge containing nothing I could make breakfast out of. Continue reading “Parenting 101: #EPICFAIL” →
I don’t need to know that after the terrible twos comes other bad ages. The Terrible Two’s should be called the Tragic Terrible Twatting Fucking Horrible Two’s. That would be a better title.
Right now it can’t get any worse. I know damn well it can always get worse but I’m having a little pity party here right now and I don’t even wish to be reminded of the Fucking Three’s.
I am currently sat on my sofa with a banging headache. My house is a shit-hole. Continue reading “Today is absolute hell” →
We popped into town earlier to do some shopping and the small one was a bloody nightmare.
I balanced the shopping basket on the hood of the buggy and people looked at me like I’d committed murder.
Today is Judgemental Wednesday it seems. Meh. Zero fucks given. Continue reading ““Only the One?”” →