Days out with a toddler: Dorset

We recently returned from a glorious week in delightful Dorset with the mancub who is two and a half.

We did so much – Dorset may be a small county but it is packed full of beautiful scenery and days out for all ages. Continue reading “Days out with a toddler: Dorset”

Easter with a toddler

I’ll admit as hard as parenthood is, seeing your child grow and change every year with major holidays such as Christmas is lovely to see and so much fun.  It’s like a warm fuzzy feeling of love and happiness; until they poke you in the eye or do a dirty protest in the toy box. Continue reading “Easter with a toddler”

Today is absolute hell

I don’t need to know that after the terrible twos comes other bad ages.  The Terrible Two’s should be called the Tragic Terrible Twatting Fucking Horrible Two’s.  That would be a better title.

Right now it can’t get any worse.  I know damn well it can always get worse but I’m having a little pity party here right now and I don’t even wish to be reminded of the Fucking Three’s.

I am currently sat on my sofa with a banging headache.  My house is a shit-hole. Continue reading “Today is absolute hell”