Happy New Year

I shall be celebrating by trying not to fall asleep before midnight, sneezing so hard I think my womb fell out, and eating the last of the festive bad shit. Oh, and getting a massive wide on.   Why? Tom Hardy is reading the Cbeebies bedtime story.  Inappropriate as fuck, but THANK YOU! Happy new year! L⚜

Quotes – Carrie Fisher

I'll admit I didn't know much about Carrie Fisher, but I've been reading some incredible quotes and been inspired to buy a couple of her books, I'll admit I have fallen for her way with words and taken great motivation and inspiration from them. This was one that really stuck with me, so powerful.  An admission of mental illness, and....{Click Here to Read More!}

Making Memories

I hate that awkward limbo between Christmas and New Year, I'm currently sat in jeans that are way too tight due to too much cheese and merriment, and feeling like a huge fatty bom-bom. Huff. I haven't even drunk that much the last few days, I'm so annoyed about that fact.  GP has switched my tablets around and I've felt....{Click Here to Read More!}

Merry Christmas!

Merry bloody Christmas all! I'm currently laying in bed after barely two hours sleep last night and a giant Christmas dinner has just sent me over the edge, I may be comatose for a while. We have all been thoroughly spoilt, I've had a Fitbit upgrade to the Charge HR, I'm so happy and so pleased to get active again....{Click Here to Read More!}

Parenthood and Christmas Eve: Releasing my inner pisshead(Part 1)

Every single year, the week before Christmas is mental busy, getting everything ready, finishing buying presents and then wrapping the damn things(I fucking hate wrapping presents), and then the dreaded food shop, and I look forward to that point on Christmas Eve, around 5-6-7pm, when all is done, the table is set, everything is done, and I can sit down.....{Click Here to Read More!}

Christmas Eve-Eve…

What a day! This was me at 5.45am: Yep, outside Tesco waiting to do my Christmas food shop.  It was quite busy and I had had an awful nights aleep, I couldn't see let alone function. I was home and done by 7am and the brat was still asleep. Obviously hubbo was at home with him, no need to call....{Click Here to Read More!}

Driving home for Christmas

Work is done for Christmas, woo! The week before Christmas always frazzles my brain, so much to remember and do, and I've stupidly decided to do my Christmas shop tomorrow at 6am(ouch). I can't handle my own child when food shopping let alone when it's busy, so I'm leaving him in bed and praying it will be quiet... Today was....{Click Here to Read More!}

Morning snuggles

I'm so tired it's ridiculous. Toddler kept waking, hubbo kept snoring, I am running on coffee and festive cheer. Hmm. Just coffee then. Day off today, I stayed up stupid late wrapping presents, and writing lists to make myself feel organised when literally I'm so disorganised this year I can't handle it. Meeting my mummy friends today to take the....{Click Here to Read More!}

Random acts of kindness

Monday's and Tuesday's are brat free, I work two days a week on Reception in a dental surgery, I've been in dentistry for fifteen or so years now, in various different jobs, and I quite enjoy it, it's nice to be me and not mummy for a few hours. The weeks before Christmas are notoriously busy in the dental world;....{Click Here to Read More!}