I was tagged by the fab Sarah from Whimsical Mumblings in this, it’s taken me ages to get round to writing but I had great fun thinking about it and it’s a bit of good old fashioned fun.
And I loves me a bit of silliness.
So, the gist of it is:
- Answer some questions.
- Say thanks to the person who tagged you.
- Tag 5 people to have a go.
- Send your script to the appropriate film studio and they will offer you millions to make a movie based on your life.
- Ignore number 4.
- Cry into a glass of wine.
Question One: Who would play you in the movie and why?
Melissa McCarthy. Hands down. I love her and she’s hilarious and we would totally be bezzie mates in real life. Thelma & Louise. Mel & Sue. Daphne & Celeste.
Lisa & Melissa. We would totally smash it.
Question Two: Who would play your significant other?
I really thought long and hard about this one. I wanted to come up with something intelligent and meaningful.
But I decided on Tom Hardy based on the fact he is pure sex on a stick and I would write
a porno lots of love scenes and it would be complete filth a work of art.
Question Three: What genre of movie would it be?
Aside from my love scenes it would probably be under the Slapstick-comedy-disaster movie genre.
Question Four: What would the movie be called?
My Big Fat Depressive Saggy Tits & Prosecco Loving Life.
Question Five: What would be the opening song at the start of the movie?
I’d love something powerful, meaningful, inspirational…
So probably the Benny Hill theme or The Muppets maybe.