Parenting 101: #EPICFAIL

Parenting 101: #EPICFAIL

I am not winning at this parenting lark. My plans to be organised and all that jazz are failing on an epic scale; and we woke up this morning at 6am to a fridge containing nothing I could make breakfast...Read More
Today is absolute hell

Today is absolute hell

I don't need to know that after the terrible twos comes other bad ages.  The Terrible Two's should be called the Tragic Terrible Twatting Fucking Horrible Two's.  That would be a better title. Right now it can't get any worse....Read More
“Only the One?”

“Only the One?”

We popped into town earlier to do some shopping and the small one was a bloody nightmare. I balanced the shopping basket on the hood of the buggy and people looked at me like I'd committed murder. Today is Judgemental...Read More
Son, Mummy is Sorry

Son, Mummy is Sorry

Dear the mancub, I wanted to write you a letter this morning, to tell you how much I love you. (more…)
Days Out with a Toddler: Hastings

Days Out with a Toddler: Hastings

Last Saturday we went on a spontaneous trip to the seaside.  Both boys(hubbo and son) were not feeling great; plus we were all getting on each others tits by 10am, so off we went. We went to Hastings in East Sussex...Read More